Top 7 Hilarious Perks of Becoming a Lord or Lady (That No One Talks About)
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Let’s be real—becoming a Lord or Lady might not get you a seat in the House of Lords, but it does come with some unexpectedly hilarious perks. At CrownTitles.com, we’ve seen thousands of people embrace their noble side, and the results are royally ridiculous.
Here are seven tongue-in-cheek “benefits” of owning a lord or lady title that you probably didn’t expect:
1. Instant Authority in Group Chats
Add “Lord” to your name on WhatsApp or Slack, and suddenly people listen when you speak. You’re no longer “John from Marketing”—you’re Lord John of CrownTitles, and yes, that typo is now a royal decree.
2. The Ultimate Icebreaker
Stuck at a party with strangers? Just casually drop, “Oh, I’m a landowning Lord in Scotland.” Boom—conversation started, attention grabbed, boring small talk avoided.
3. Restaurant Reservations Hit Different
Try booking a table as Lady Jessica and watch the tone change. You might not get a red carpet, but you’ll get some curious looks and maybe a free dessert (results may vary, but confidence always wins).
4. Email Signatures with Flair
Forget “Best regards” or “Sincerely.” Try:
With noble appreciation,
Lord Nathaniel of CrownTitles.com
Your coworkers won’t know whether to laugh or curtsy.
5. A Noble Excuse for Absolutely Anything
Late to work? “Apologies, there was a delay in the royal carriage.”
Missed someone’s birthday? “A thousand pardons from the Highlands.”
It works more often than you’d think.
6. You Officially Win Every Secret Santa
Let’s be honest—everyone else is gifting socks and mugs. You’re gifting a noble title. You are the king or queen of gift-giving.
7. You’ll Smile Every Time You See That Certificate
It’s not just a piece of paper. It’s proof that you added a little magic to your life—or someone else's. And that’s priceless.
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